Sunday, April 20, 2008

Hillary Troll

First, let me say that I am sooooo sorry that I have not written in so long. As you know, I have been pretty f'n busy trying to steal the nomination from B.O. (I really like that his initials also stand for body odor). So many of these f'n super-delegates can't be bought. I mean I am throwing money, empty promises to add people to my administration, and sexual favors from Chelsea around left and right. And so far, I still don't have enough votes in my pocket. I really had no idea how hard this would be.

And this brings me to the so-called troll problem. Some of these goddamn B.O. supporters showed up at my speech the other night and had the balls to actually BOO me!! I could not believe the audacity. I mean before Bill found me, I lived under a goddamn bridge eating small children that strayed too far from their parents. Obama trolls!?! Just you wait until you see what a Hillary troll can do.

BTW - check me out in this bikini. I never looked so good. (And I mean NEVER).

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/nakedhillary.htm

TFH