So, I must admit that this is a new one for me. I mean, I've grown comfortable over the years being described as criminal, despicable, evil, communist, weak, and fat-assed. Frankly, these accusations seem fair.
But a MONSTER?! I guess I find that a bit comical. It makes me think of the Pixar movie, Monsters, Inc. Maybe it was really a weight joke - comparing me to the big blue guy, Sully. Or I guess she could have been poking fun at my mono-brow (I pluck it as best as I can), comparing me to the little round guy Wazowski. Anyhow ... I can assure you that I am human. I walk around with the over sized ass of Michael Moore and the hairy nads of Tim Robbins. Would I be willing to kill someone to get to the White House? Absolutely. But does that make me a monster? I think not.
By the way ... sorry I haven't written in this blog for a couple of weeks. I've been quite busy working my ass off to steal this race from the will of the (idiot) leftist voters. Ohio and Texas helped out a little bit, but Bill and I are going to have to pick up the pace on our payoffs and death threats. Those so-called superdelegates won't dare cross me. Trust me - we know where the bodies are buried.
TFH
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