I want to be President. I want it so bad. You may have heard me scream in a shrill voice. You may have heard me cackle like a mad-woman about my personal failure to make anything good happen for the health care system during the nineties. You may have witnessed that I pretend to forgive my letch of a husband. You may recognize that I will change my position at will as the sentiment of the voting public shifts over time.
Why do I behave in these bizzarro ways? Because I am a determined faux-socialist. I have been personally commited for forty years to the idea that a privileged and intellectual few must rule the world under the guise of socialism. Bill and I have become one of the richest couples in America ... and I find it to be hysterical that many of you idiot voters look to me as some sort of champion for the poor. I plan to rule you and to take money from the people who have earned it and give it freely to those who have not. And for that, many of you will love me. Enough of you that you will vote me into the nomination ... and ultimately into the white house.
You are fools, and I am brilliant. This is why you will vote for me ... instead of the ridiculous idealist named Obama. Do it.
TFH
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