I just want to clarify why I am so outraged at the tasteless language of David Shuster from MSNBC. Mr. Shuster absolutely deserves the suspension that he has received from this normally and appropriately socialist network for his comments implying that Bill and I have somehow "pimped out" my dear (yet hideous) daughter, Chelsea. This of course has never been our intention ... nor do we believe that this is an accurate depiction of our use of Chelsea.
I mean, I think we have been pretty transparent. We are blatently PROSTITUTING her ... we are not PIMPING her ... I mean we are absolutely taking money from anyone that wants to DO our daughter. I know she's not much to look at ... but she's really smart. And how many people can claim to actually have plugged the daughter of an ex-president? A few too many have beaten around the BUSH (if you know what I mean), but aside from that I think that slinging on the daughter of a former president ought to be worth a pretty penny. Don't you?
Bill and I are really hopeful that this fund raising technique will result in my campaign paying back the five million bucks that we shamlessly lent. Not that this really puts a dent in our net worth ... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA ... you stupid citizens. You keep making me rich, and I keep advocating socialism. Isn't that ironic?
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