More Thoughts on Monica, Bill, and Me

As many of you know, much has been made of my comments on the Tyra Banks show a couple of weeks back. I was asked about my feelings on the whole "Lewinsky thing" ten years hence, and I responded, "I really had to dig down deep and think hard about what was right for me, what was right for my family."

Often on the campaign trail, women approach me and ask me how the hell staying with Bill is right for anybody? I guess I can understand how people are confused. So let me just be really clear here in the no B.S. zone.

First, I don't give a shit about Bill. I never did. He has been a sexual predator as long as I have known him, but I found his complete lack of regard for anything other than his own hedonistic pursuit of daily pleasure to be refreshing. There is sort of a despicable honesty about it, and I knew deep down that he would ultimately find a way to use this moral neutrality to propel him to the top of something ... although I must admit that I always expected him to be some kind of crime boss rather than President of the United States.

So, I just intended to ride his coattails into some level of fame and fortune and then move on. But then two things happened: his rise to the top far exceeded my expectations, AND I grew larger and less appealing to anyone (man, woman, or beast) over time.

In that context, my ONLY chance of being President is to stick with him. I mean it's tough enough running as a woman ... but to run as a single woman with no hope of attracting a mate of any type would frankly be impossible. And if I don't get to be President, I have no hope of implementing a new US governement structure that I think of as the USSA (United Socialist States of America). And without a USSA in place, I have no way of rising to wield absolute power over the 300 million Americans out there, which of course is my aspriation.

So the bottom line is that I need Bill. I care about him only in the sense that I respect his capacity for ruthless wrongdoing. I learn from him everyday. And since I keep his nads in a small box, I now have at least some small measure of control over him. Clear?

TFH