Sunday Blahs

Oh boy. The last few days have been so tiring. But I haven't cried for a couple of days now ... I'm storing up the tears for when I really need them. Like the next time that the polls show Obama to be ahead of me. Or maybe the next time that some conservative journalist publicly observes some painful truth about me ... you know like publicly reminding everyone that I'm a socialist. I mean, I never really expected that crying thing in New Hampshire to actually work. I was desperate. I thought of it the night before when Bill was on his knees in front of me whimpering and crying about wanting his nuts back. Of course I didn't give them back, but I did feel sorry for him for a few seconds.

And speaking of ballbusters - I noticed that Ann Coulter's father died this last week. This is of course sad news except to the extent that it somehow causes that bitch extreme pain. I mean the less we hear from her, the better off we'll all be. She's one of the few neocon shitheads that actually has a brain. Luckily she speaks in terms that most voters can't really understand. Such a classic Republican mistake - actually believing that logical and rational arguments make a difference. Contrast that with my crying, or Obama's senseless outbursts of enthusiasm. Need I say more?

But the main value to me of Mr. Coulter's death is that it offers us some insight into what these F'n conservative bastards are made of. For example she cites her father's iron clad argument against abortion - "If it's a life, it's a life." If a kid like Ann Coulter grows up in a household with irrefutable values like that, how can we liberals possibly win the argument of convenient abortions? There's only one way ... we have to undermine the values of children through the public school system ... much like the Chinese and Soviets have done over the years. See? Many lessons can be learned investigating the upbringing of our arch enemies. It can help us set our entire legislative agenda!

BTW - congrats to the Patriots and the Packers! (I root for anyone who is winning at the moment in order to gain some level of affiliation with the fans. And boy oh boy are sports fans a good target for Democrats or what!? Idiots!).