I just watched the repube-lican debate. What a crew!! Two crazies, Two fogies, a Mor-man, and a NY gangster. We Dems could nominate Karl Childer (Billy Bob's character from Sling Blade) and still win. In fact, I might start talking that way just for grins.
"mmmm .... mmmm .... better call the herst for Mitt Romney. mmmm .... mmmm .... why does Rudy Giuliani talk like one o' them pretty boys? mmmm .... mmmm .... how did Fred Thompson get out o' them mummy wrappers?"
Part of me really wants John McCain to win the nomination. That would make me the YOUNG candidate! No wonder he understands the constitution so well. I think he WROTE parts of it. I mean I know that some folks would say that I look kind of old too. But at least I'm working on it - I wear a shitload of makeup. And did you guys know that I've had a lot of cosmetic surgery? That 90210 guy did the work. I've had a boob job ... implants to firm up my ass (can't you tell?) ... and I had my tongue clipped like Gene Simmons from KISS. I like how it makes me look like a snake. You know ... it's a Satan worshipper thing.
And BTW - I am really surprised that this hasn't come up. I mean Huckabee is under fire for being an evangelical ... Romney is attacked for being a Mor-man ... and FINALLY, just today I heard someone talking about Obama's connection to the Chicago Church of Black Panthers. But really no one has brought up the fact that I sacrifice goats and drink their blood on Sundays. I suppose this will eventually come up. But I'll be ready .... I have an impressive supply of voodoo dolls.
TFH
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