I almost cried today ....

Yeah, that's right. I teared up like George W(uss) Bush. It seems like the shrill voiced attempt to seem as tough as nails isn't working out like I expected. I guess the bull dyke faction of the left wing isn't quite as dominant as I had thought. So here in the final hours before the New Hampshire primary, I thought I would try something different. I'll appear sensitive ... slightly vulnerable ... almost female even. In fact, I made a truce with John Edwards for just a few hours, and he gave me some tips. You know what? If I was straight, I might even be kind of attracted to Johnny if he wasn't so F'n stupid. But I'll take a tubby, dishonest, smart criminal over a slender, honest bonehead any day. Well, so long as I don't have to "do" him or anything.