Thursday, January 31, 2008

Hip Checking The Rest of 'em

Wow. What a race it's been so far. I gotta tell ya'll (several southern state primaries are coming up next week), that I feel like I was rode hard and put up wet the last few nights (if only I was so lucky). O'Lama is really putting up more of a fight than I expected. And what about those idiot Repube-licans?!?! They are killing each other off before I even get a shot at them!

It's getting pretty brutal across both parties. But make no mistake, I will use any means possible to win this primary and this election. I will do anything or anyone. I love the smell of napalm in the morning! I was born for this shit! Go ahead, make my day! Like Don Imus said, Bill and I will poison a public water supply if that helps somehow ... or maybe we'll just do it for fun!

And what about the sheer audacity from the Junior Senator from Illinois ignoring my attempt to shake hands with him? What's up with that?!?! Next time that happens, I will absolutely bitch-slap that disrespectful chump. I mean, I have professional training to deal with these rough and tumble tactics. Some of you may not know that I played professional hockey for several years in Canada. As you might expect, a pair of hips like mine go a long way toward nailing wussy boys like O'Lama up against the glass.

Stay outa my way, O'Lama ... and get ready to rumble, McCain.

TFH

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